By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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