seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's shark week go big or go home
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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