i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I have post one night stand depression
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