dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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