is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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