Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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