i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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