five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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