Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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