sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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