I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize