Buhtt sex?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
This toilet bowl is my home.
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