So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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