He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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