Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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