Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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