glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
