honey bunches of taint.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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