porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Randomize
