when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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