there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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