I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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