Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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