She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
