I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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