Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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