Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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