S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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