oh god the rape fog is back!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Randomize