just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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