Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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