When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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