First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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