I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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