is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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