how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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