Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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