is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i now understand why vodka
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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