Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i will never coherently bang her
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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