That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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