remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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