There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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