I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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