Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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