im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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