Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
And then he peed in my hair
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