I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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