Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
there is puke in my bra ... again
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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