Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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