Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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