Hey man sorry I got all grabby
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
