So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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