She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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