fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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