hell yes lets make some ravioli
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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