whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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