Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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